Player Analysis
Individual player focus to break down players’ game.
Some unfortunate musical references.
Deivid WASHINGTON - Brightlight
Hopefully, the number of people getting the reference will not be restricted to “just the two of us” ; you, 1980’s loving studio Jazz-dance connoisseur and me, shit musical pun scratched vinyl disc borefest. Chelsea signed Deivid Washington for about 20 million this summer.
Amadou ONANA: WHAT'S MY GAME
This newsletter will be a focus on Amadou Onana: What’s my game. There’s a weird area, at the intersection between the players everyone has watched enough times to (supposedly) know inside out; and the ones that exist in the football twitter metaverse who get hyped based on a couple of bar charts.
Chelsea's BIG BEN: Benoît Badiashile player analysis
Benoît Ntambue Badiashile Mukinayi Baya, or Benwa Bad-ee-ah-sheel has been signed by Chelsea on a 7.5 year deal. Not Benoit Badiasheeley nor any possible estranged cousins whose surname sports announcers would show creativity with the pronounciation.
